LINES ON PAPER Artist Bio - R.K.Sloane
R.K.Sloane was born in the early 1950's. As a child he passed the time preparing for his dream of having his own carnival side show act, which included biting the heads off of live, defenseless critters while riding a unicycle standing on his head. After a short, but successful career in the carnival, he decided to take on a more grounded job. He took employment digging graves at the local cemetary. Things were great in the beggining, but eventually business slowed. He realized he needed to do something to save his job. After all, that's just the motivated kinda guy he is. This became the start of a fulfilling career as a serial killer. With the cemetary business booming, he decided it was time for something more. He joined the local satanic cult, and volunteers his time, to set up for the weekly ritual sacrifices. To ALL you beautiful Midget Ladies out there, he is single and accepting applications for the position of his "Concubine". He enjoys basking in the moonlight, driving around town in his 1965 Cadillac Hearse, while sipping the blood of young children with a splash of lime. <-- Back to Artist's Card